Obama, Hanks, Stallone, Winton, Suggs, Basil Brush…

Arsenal
Prince Harry, Kevin Costner, Johnny Rotten, Matt Lucas.
Most wanted: Osama Bin Laden .
Dale Winton.

Aston Villa
Prince William, Tom Hanks, Ozzy Osbourne, Emma B.
Nigel Kennedy.

Blackburn Rovers
Jim Bowen, Jack Straw.
Wayne Hemmingway (Big Breakfast TV ‘star’).
Bolton Wanderers
Peter Kay, Vernon Kay (no relation), Paddy McGuinness.
Paul Nicholls (ex-Eastenders).

Everton
Sylvester Stallone, Sir Paul McCartney, Freddie Starr.
Claire Sweeney, Tom O’Connor.

Chelsea
Damon Albarn, Suggs, Dennis Waterman, Will Ferrell.
John Major.
David Mellor.

Liverpool
Cilla Black, Mark Owen, Elvis Costello, Mike Myers.
Dr Dre.

Manchester City
Noel and Liam Gallagher, Alan Carr, Andrew Flintoff, Ricky Hatton.
Nick Leeson.

Middlesbrough
Roy Chubby Brown, Bob Mortimer.
David Shayler.
Nesbitt

United nut James Nesbitt

Manchester United
Steve Coogan, Eamonn Holmes, Steve McFadden (Phil Mitchell in Eastenders), James Nesbitt.
London, the South East and Cornwall.

Newcastle
Ant’n’Dec, Sting, Robson Greene, Donna Air.
Jimmy Nail.
Tony Blair

Sunderland
Neil Tennant (Pet Shop Boys), Dave Stewart (Eurythmics).
Kate Adie.
Steve Cram.

Tottenham Hotspur
Phil Collins, Chas’n’Dave, Status Quo, Emma Bunton, Ted Baker.
Salman Rushdie, Richard Littlejohn.
Patsy Kensit.

West Brom
Frank Skinner, Lenny Henry, Eric Clapton.
Cat Deeley.

West Ham
Barack Obama, Ross Kemp, Danny Dyer, Noel Edmonds.
Ray Winstone.
Sir Trevor Brooking.
David Essex.
Leslie Grantham.